The Washington Wizards have been planning to ask Kevin Durant out for quite some time. In fact, they’ve prepped for years. They bought several new outfits and even landed a pretty sweet gig in the NBA Playoffs.
This season, they lost that gig and the outfits they bought got stained.
Suddenly, the Wizards’ already-small chances of getting their guy seem even smaller.
Now, that doesn’t mean that they still won’t ask Durant out. They’ve prepped for way too long to chicken out now. In a few months, the Wizards are going to ask him out – and he’ll likely say “no, I already have a sweet companion.