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USA vs Australia: How to watch and match preview

We meet again, Australia. You lovable talented absolute jerks. The last time we beat you was 2015, and our two most recent meetings were a flat out 1-0 loss at OUR OWN tournament at the Tournament of Nations in 2017 and a 1-1 draw once again at OUR tournament during the 2018 Tournament of Nations. Could you not?

So now we’re playing each other ahead of the World Cup, where we’re both considered strong contenders to get to the final. We’ve got our eye on you. PARTICULARLY on that Sam Kerr character, even though you have a million and one other talented players too, you utterly overflowing with talent honey baked hams.