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Wednesday’s FTB: Totally real and not made up sources claim the Leafs are trading for McDavid

Late last night I got a text from a source I have deep in the Leafs organization, they were demanding anonymity so I’ll refer to them as H. Jass. No, wait, that’s too obvious. We’ll call them Hugh J.

Hugh J. has access to the Leafs front office and they had to wake me up from my favourite activity - being dead to the world - and tell me about this deal that is being worked on night and day. Apparently the Edmonton Oilers have been big enough fuck ups that they’ve finally pushed their captain Connor McDavid to the point of demanding a trade.