Members of the Toronto Maple Leafs management team haven’t slept in months as they toss and turn, terrified of a potential rival scooping up one of their best players with an offer sheet.
OH LOOK OUT ! It’s Bob Murray Jumping out of the bushes with an offer sheet for Mitch Marner.
DUCK AND COVER it’s a nuclear blast of offersheetness from Pierre Dorian.
And what’s that I see? Is it Peter Chiarelli offer shee……oh no, wait, never mind, he’s just handing out Menus out front of a Little Caesars.
Offer Sheet Mania (or How I learned to Snap Into a Slim Jim, Brother)
But still, be careful you never know when your favorite player will be tempted by the dark seductress of a rival organization.