On occasion, I split my brain in two and have the halves argue about the Leafs. Now seemed like a good time for another occasion.
What Happened In The Playoffs
Optimist:
Pessimist: Say something.
Optimist:
Pessimist: Come on. Say something.
Optimist:
Pessimist: I promise to let you finish if you say something.
Optimist: Th—
Pessimist: THEY BLEW A 3-1 LEAD TO THE FUCKING HABS. THEY HAD THE EASIEST PATH THEY’LL EVER GET AGAINST THE OLDEST, MOST IMPORTANT RIVAL IN THE HISTORY OF THE FRANCHISE AND THEY PISSED IT AWAY LIKE BAD BEER AT A FRAT HOUSE.