The Maple Leafs are in Winnipeg, but how did they get there?

Chris Sweda/Chicago Tribune/Tribune News Service via Getty ImagesTonight the Toronto Maple Leafs are in the city of Winnipeg, Manitoba. Pretty much the middle of the country and the only city covered by a giant dome of mosquito netting.

Now, a few times in the past I joked about Winnipeg not having an airport and how ironically named the team is, but tonight I’m not going to sit here and make anything up about the city that most people forget about.

I’m going to be the mature adult I am, and not settle for simple, hackneyed jokes.

I’m going to be an adult and make an incredibly expensive joke.

I busted out my luggage, went to Pearson Airport, and tried to fly to Winnipeg.

Now, it wasn’t exactly…