It’s been a while since I’ve done a way-too-in-depth ranking of some random subject. And since we all miss hockey, I thought it would be fun to remember some of the good times. What about hat tricks? Everybody loves a good hat trick. Let’s rank every hat trick from the 2019-20 season, I thought. That would be fun.
Then I found out there were 67 of them. That’s, um, more than I thought. Damn you, dead puck era, where are you when I need you?
Ah well, it’s not like any of us have anything better to do right now.