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You have been presented with a monkey’s paw, and in traditional monkey’s paw it grants you three wishes.

However, unlike the tradition, each wish is not tainted with ironical bad happenings, simply probability. Only one of the wishes will backfire, but which finger the bad wish is on is random.

So what do you do? Do you go for broke and just wish for what you want not caring which wish gets tainted, or do you have a strategy? Start small hoping the bad wish breaks first so you can get down to business with the final two, or do you go for broke with the first wish and go from there?