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January Fashion Recap: Winter formal

Welcome back, everybody! The January fashion recap is one of my favorites; between the All-Star Game and the Blue and White gala, someone inevitably gives us pictures of the Toronto Maple Leafs in (what they think is) formalwear. Nothing brings more joy and light to the hellscape of our current existence than a beautiful dinner jacket.

Guys, I unironically love Mitch’s jacket. It looks like it’s made out of couch upholstery from a bordello and would melt if you lit it on fire, and I still love it. It’s weird. I want to get my hands on it for a good look at that splotchy two-tone weave, but it provides a fascinating effect, like satin brocade woven after drinking half a bottle of vodka.