Good morning Toronto Maple Leafs fans!
In my travels as a professional hockey writer - shut up, I am so - I've had the chance to bother hockey players with many questions. Usually these are prospects and minor leaguers who don't know any better - never a Leaf because I'm not in the cool kids club, and whatever I didn't want to be anyway - and they revolved around such nonsense as "Hey isn't it weird that Lays chip bags are blue in the US and Green here?" Or just me hiding in a potted plant to get a good position in a scrum, then knocking said plant over mid scrum.