Pension Plan Puppets · Aug 17, 2022
FTB: Gretzky's Great Gum Goof
Photo by Harry How/Getty ImagesGood morning Toronto Maple Leafs fans!
Its Wednesday, and here I am bringing you news and somewhere to avoid responsibilities. I thought we could start off light.
Yes, that's right. A weight loss gum.
Sparks claims, however, that things started going downhill after Wayne made up a lie about the product Janet was paid to promote — saying he lost 35 pounds in two months from chewing the gum. Sparks believes Wayne made up the lie to help boost the company’s stock, which Gretzky “surreptitiously purchased under his family’s name,” per TMZ.