This Sportsnet article about the resurgence of (happy, optimistic) Maple Leafs fandom in Toronto has some great quotes (Connor Carrick comparing Leafs fans to the British Empire—“we’re everywhere”—is especially apt), but none raised more questions in my mind than this quote from Kadri about autographs.
London, Ont.–born Kadri says he gets asked to Sharpie his name on everything: smartphone cases, babies, French fries….
“Yeah, I signed a French fry before. It was pretty weird,” Kadri says. “It was probably the worst autograph I’ve ever given to somebody in my life.