GLENDALE, ARIZONA - NOVEMBER 21: Frederik Gauthier #33 of the Toronto Maple Leafs skates with the puck during the second period of the NHL game against the Arizona Coyotes at Gila River Arena on November 21, 2019 in Glendale, Arizona. (Photo by Christian Petersen/Getty Images)
Former Toronto Maple Leafs Goat to find pasture in the desert.
The day that Toronto Maple Leafs fans everywhere have feared is finally upon us, the day that the Arizona Coyotes successfully lured away Toronto’s big Center.
What’s that? It’s not Auston Matthews, so who’d they get? (Checks notes) ah, I see.