Let’s start with the good news — Toronto FC won that wide-open, end to end goal fest that was Friday’s home fixture against Minnesota United. Pozuelo Pozuelo’d. Super-sub JHams went and bagged a brace for himself. The new Parley x Adidas x MLS kits looked super-sharp, if insanely overpriced at $100+ and deliberately understocked to all but ensure fist-a-cuffs at team stores from sea to shining sea.
Snazzy. Covered the good column with word-count to spare.
Moving on to the bad news ...
i) I wasn’t there, on account of ‘family’, and ‘holidays’, and all that ‘life’ stuff that gets in the way of proper soccer fandom.