Goal.com · Jul 1, 2019
Top 25 five-a-side football team names
So you're taking the plunge and entering a team into the local five-a-side league.
Your squad has paid up, you've got your kits sorted and the WhatsApp group is in operation for those all-important logistical discussion... but you're still not sure what to call yourselves.
A team name should reflect what you are all about, of course, but there is also room for some humour and some tournaments even give out prizes for the best efforts.
Editors' Picks
To help you decide what your motley crew of wannabe Lionel Messis and Cristiano Ronaldos should be called, Goal brings you 25 of the top five-a-side team names.
25. Pathetico Madrid
24. Sons of Pitches
23. 99 Problems but a pitch ain't one