The Internet's Best Reactions to Germany's 7-1 Rout of Brazil

On Tuesday, Germany punched its ticket to the World Cup final with a 7-1 rout of Brazil. Just in case you missed the game and/or the worldwide tweetfest that occurred at Brazil's expense, we've got you covered.

Scolari's halftime speech will be a short phone call to Neymar's doctor followed by 14 minutes of weeping.

— Brian Phillips (@runofplay) July 8, 2014

Look on the bright side, at least Brazil didn't spend $14 billion on soccer stadiums. Wait... — Clay Travis (@ClayTravisBGID) July 8, 2014

Germany to Brazil right now... pic.twitter.com/Jrf3BTAu3E — Erik Miller (@ErikMiller3) July 8, 2014

Meanwhile in Brazil... pic.twitter.com/d7kYQPcbLb — ✨Kennedy Jones✨ (@KennedyJonesTHO) July 8, 2014

when does Brazil get the blue shell — Jason Schreier (@jasonschreier) July 8, 2014

The real reason why Brazil are losing 6-0. #BRA pic.twitter.com/QNCQQNZDnk — World Cup Bible (@WorldCupBible) July 8, 2014

5 things Brazil hates about Germany: 1) goal one 2) goal two 3) goal three 4) goal four 5) goal five — elish (@cuddlyposey) July 8, 2014

Brazilian fans are still holding on to hope. pic.twitter.com/ztrwLJ0xea — ESPN (@espn) July 8, 2014

Even our own Brazilian-native front-end software engineer is seeking asylum in our San Francisco office until Friday.

Then again, at the end of the day...who's the real winner?