Toronto comes to the Joe for the last time on the day that half the internet tries in vain to show how funny they are by fooling people. I promise that this recap will contain zero April Fool’s jokes.
I won’t tell you that I’m pregnant, or I’m moving to Ecuador, or Riley Sheahan will 100% score tonight.
While I hope that the Wings play an entertaining game and take advantage of a young Toronto team experiencing pressure to make the playoffs, most of us are going into this game with more realistic expectations.
Why?
First Period
Helm and Nielsen get the game’s first two shots on the first shift.