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What in God’s name was that? Takeaways from an ugly win

There is a scene in the greatest sitcom of all time, Scrubs, in which Dr. Cox is so revolted that he simultaneously gags and throws up in his mouth. He calls it “ga-vomiting” and one can only assume that he would have a similar reaction to whatever it was Xavier was doing tonight. If the Musketeers had a gameplan, it wasn’t evident. Only the fact their opponent was DePaul saved them. Delete that tape and move on.

A complete and comprehensive list of everyone Zach Freemantle can defend:

Right then. Moving on.

Yes, this is DePaul, and yes, Xavier did eventually finish with more points, but come on.