Rivalries are fun when they are conducted at the highest of standards. Brawls on the court and the occasional technical foul or six fall within the bounds of a contest of merit between men with the highest of ethical standards. All, truly, is fair in love, basketball, and war. Recently though, the Bearcats of Cincinnati have strained the limits of legitimate competition. It is, I say, an affront.
Head coach/evil genius John Brannen has concocted the most nefarious of plan. Unable to compete with Xavier on the court, in recruiting, or in the mind of the public, Brannen has resorted to the most despicable of tactics: having his team just suck out load.