Last year a writer on this very website, I won’t say who but his name rhymes with my name, wrote an excellent, yet hubris-filled, post that was well-received by the Pulitzer committee but turned out to actually be false.
It is time he (read: I) apologizes. I am sorry, Minnesota.
I am sorry for making fun of your stupid, buck-toothed, head-spinning mascot. I am sorry that your coach is a philandering, try hard, wannabe monorail salesman. I am sorry that you win your biggest rivalry game once in 15 years and then feel entitled to chat even the tiniest amount of shit.