HIT THE MUSIC!
It is time to give a Big Ten-centric preview of the upcoming college football weekend that declines to use stats or analysis and instead...deals only in vibes. This post is a shorter version of the old Big Ten Roast that I used to do (not last year though, because last year sucked and I didn’t really feel like cracking jokes) so hopefully you’ll tolerate this as much as you tolerated that.
Ohio State at Minnesota, Thursday, 9/2, 7:00 p.m. CT, FOX, Minnesota +14
This is a truly loathsome matchup to open the weekend and the only solace I’m taking in it is the fact that one of these teams has to lose.