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The B1G Roast: OHHHHHHHHHHH MINNESOTA

[whispers to you, loudly]

THE BIG TEN IS BAD. YES, ALL OF IT. EVERY LAST TEAM. YES, WISCONSIN TOO.— CRIMSON QUARRY (@crimsonquarry) January 13, 2017

The only constant so far has been Rutgers’ sustained...what’s the opposite of excellence? Well whatever it is, Rutgers’ sustained inadequacy has been my constant throughout this season. It is important to have a constant or else you might never make it back to your timeline. Remember how disappointing the end of Lost was? I wish the Smoke Monster had just killed everyone and saved me the time.

Anyways, I’ve lost my train of thought.