On Tuesday, our great nation comes together to elect the new leader of the #freeworld. Thank God this nightmare is almost over. 2016 has been the most gawd-awful, unpleasant, partisan and brutally ugly election season since the good ol’ U-S-of-A decided James Buchanan was a good idea, pitting two historically disliked candidates against one another in a knock-down, drag-out grudge match that made Nixon look like Honest Abe and the Hunger Games look like a pillow fight.
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In honor of the conclusion of this epic Slytherin Head of House vote, I bring to you a grab bag of non-controversial opinions on all things Badgers that will unify us, just as our two fine candidates have unified our country.