Attention: college football started this week. Please stock up on beer, bourbon and bratwurst. You do not want to run out of any of these things.
If you remember last season, we here at B5Q liked to take a look every week at the advanced stats and see where each team in the conference stands. We also liked to take needless, and usually baseless, pot shots at our conference rivals. This here post combines our acknowledgement of advanced stats and all the insights that can be gleaned from them with our love of crapping on the rest of the Big Ten because each and every school not named "Wisconsin" deserves it.