Ahhh, it’s Saturday morning and your favorite college football team is already 1-0. What a freaking feeling!
That means today you can watch roughly 1,000 hours of college football without a care in the world. Nebraska losing to South Alabama in the second quarter? Fire off that hate-filled tweet about Scott Frost, no worries about retribution this week! Northwestern getting steamrolled by Stanford? Take another sip of your beer and smile friend, the Badgers beat USF 49-0.
I’d imagine, then, that the most important decision of your day may be which of Wisconsin’s many fine beers you’ll be enjoying while basking in non-stressful football bliss.