While some Badger seasons are over, others are still in full swing on top of spring football and transfer portal madness for hoops. So, it’s the perfect time to drop some Wisconsin Badgers haikus. Because, why not?
“Fickle Portal”
The Portal is weird
It takes Badger stars away
But adds new friends, too
“Greg Gard Blues”
You say “Fire Gard Now”
But he’s a human being
Not a dog, weirdo
“Tyler Van Dyke”
I have a strong arm
But Locke knows that damn playbook
Still, my arm: real strong
“Tennis is Fun”
Badger Tennis rules!