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Could the Winnipeg Jets Be Kept Out of the Playoffs By…Me?

Let’s take some liberties with the Winnipeg Jets and well, with the NHL as a whole. I am not an NHL caliber player. I am not an NHL caliber anything.

In all reality, I can barely skate. I can’t skate backwards at all. I played a little hockey as a youth, but if we had a team in high school, I would’ve been hard-pressed to make it.

But in this exercise, Paul Maurice has been instructed that I be placed in the lineup. I need to play every game, and I can’t be stashed away and play a few shifts a game.