Saturday’s tussle with the Texas Tech Red Raiders will mark the 2021 Homecoming for the West Virginia Mountaineers. I, as a 40-year-old, straight married man with two kids,am the foremost expert on the uniformsof the Mountaineers and therefore, I wanna talk about uniforms. Saturday’s game will be the Stripe the Stadium game, the annual game where the fans alternate wearing blue or gold and the stadium looks cool for an afternoon.
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With the stadium sufficiently striped so somewhere someone is shaking (I tried really hard on that alliteration) let’s decide what uniform we should wear!