It's the annual festive conundrum: What to get your football-mad loved one this Christmas.
Thankfully, Premier League clubs are all too keen to provide an array of gift ideas for the friends and family of loyal fans up and down the land.
Sadly, much of it is just plain tat.
Sportsmail, with help from our friends at Gamble Geek, have been doing a little window shopping and it doesn't make for a pretty sight.
From matching Sunderland toothbrushes to a rubber duck in Burnley colours and even an anti-slip dashboard pad from Bournemouth (yeah, us neither), we've broken down the very worst Christmas merchandise being flogged by our top-flight teams.