I do this piece every year and every single time, I promise myself I’ll lead with something different. Be more creative, Michael, I say. You’re an artist ... kinda.
Yet, like Venoy Overton to the back of a police cruiser, I’m drawn to it.
/checks YouTube /”Gold and Purple” is now a private video
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. WHY? WHY DO YOU DEPRIVE ME OF THE JOY OF EVERY STEREOTYPE ABOUT UW FANS BEING FULFILLED?
Damnit. There’s no other great way to lead this off at all. There’s literally no other video that exists that is equally as embarrassing or stupid or completely and utt —-
Okay, now I feel better.