Ryan Zimmerman homered twice in last night’s game, but that’s not the sort of thing that’s going to impress major leaguers. It’s a tough crowd in that dugout.
“Yeah,” Davey Martinez explained, “it’s actually when anybody hits two home runs in a game, it’s pretty good, but we always tend to say, ‘Anybody can hit two home runs, hit three.’”
Ba dum dum. [crash]
But seriously, folks. Why do we drive on highways and part in driveways, right? Try the fish.
Zimmerman’s homers were his 4th and 5th in seven games this spring, over which the 36-year-old backup first baseman is now 9 for 19 (.