We never have to hear about stupid money again. We never have to speculate on Instagram comments again. We never have to live in fear of the most popular player in team history leaving. We never have to watch him overthrow a cutoff man again. We never have to deal with the most overly dramatic player in baseball again.
We never get to watch him launch a game-winning moonshot for us again. We never get to see him dive for a catch and flip his hair again. We never get to watch him make the day of a young Nats fan again.