Welcome to the first installment of NatAnagrams, where we analyze Nationals players not by their statistics but through the magic of anagrams. We will take each player's name apart and put it back together again and read the resulting tea leaves to find out what each player brings to the team.
Today we will look at all the starting pitchers that the Nationals have in spring training this year. You will not recognize any names because all names have been reconstructed (in bold) for your edification. Have fun figuring out who is who. Use the [cheat] links if you truly can't work out an anagram on your own.