I’ve got good news and bad news, Nats fans. We’ll start with the bad news:
They’re shitty. Indeed. The Living Legends themselves. The now 7-12 Washington Nationals bungled their way into getting swept in a three game series by Jeffrey Harold Loria’s most recent Ponzi Team and thereby landed themselves in the cellar of the NL East. It has been awhile since we’ve been down here, hasn’t it? It is a little more wet and drafty down here than I remember. It’s nice no one has changed the drapes since the last time we were this low in the standings– and in spirit.