What We Learned: 2K17 Football Redux

I suppose I’ve made it clear over the last while how much I would rather saw off my own toes with a serrated Ikea knife than write a half-substantial intro, but for today, we should probably include an introduction. That’s because today we’re looking back at the season to ask ourselves the age-old question, “Well what the f&%^ did we learn, Palmer?”

Here’s some things we learned this fall:

UCLA’s run defense sucks

Hurricanes are college football’s natural enemy

Kim Jong-Un is still crazy

UCLA’s run defense really sucks

The SEC isn’t even that good

Oh wait the SEC is good

You’ve got to be kidding me, it’s an all-SEC national championship

UCLA’s run defense really really sucks

But when it comes to our…