No intro, but instead because this season’s a dumb ol’ waste, I present to thee, dear reader:
Shit in Washington’s future that doesn’t suck
Carson Bruener
My God, it’s been 84 years since we last had two reliable inside linebackers side-by-side. Eddie Ulofoshio and Carson Bruener together? Not to speak too soon, but I’ve genuinely almost forgotten what it’s like having the middle of the field not be a gaping hole bigger than the Dardanelles.
And frankly, I for one am thrilled at this prospective new reality.
Devin Culp apparently learning how to catch
In high school, Devin Culp was 1/11th of an offense that could be described as a throwback to the Roosevelt presidency (Teddy’s version).