Did you know intros are silly? It’s true. It’s science.
Let’s not, and instead:
A 82% Sober and 100% Accurate Rundown of Absolutely Everything
This is where I’d put another, smaller intro to this section. But I’m not going to, because I’m a dictator who doesn’t follow “best practices” and “things that smart people do.” A benevolent dictator, but a dictator nonetheless.
Thoughts on defense that may make you think I just smoked a whole joint even though ya girl doesn’t do that anymore because when she gets stoned it’s bad times
In case you missed it, I already dove into some weird lil’ philosophy of defense crap two weeks ago just to muse on inevitable defensive — nay, full team — flaws (unless you’re, like, Georgia) and how to theoretically minimize their impacts in the grand scheme of things.