Welp, with as unconventional of a post-Apple Cup week as this is, who needs a normal game takeaway-based article? Not I, surely. If you do feel the need to read about any of my Apple Cup thoughts, they’re no more elaborate than “The offense took baby steps to get out of their funk — too bad there’s only one game left, whomp whomp,” and “The defense is ending on the high-variance high note we always knew they would, woooo next year’s gonna be fun!”
That’s all.
And then Coach Pete said that thing, and now we’re here.