Hello fellow plebeians, let’s talk about what was simultaneously the least stressful Utah game of the last four years while somehow still being just as stressful as the last four years’ worth of Utah games. (Also I’d like the world to know that I just spelled “plebeians” right on the first try. Like, don’t wanna make any bold statements but that definitely means there should be a statue in my name now. Or that I just peaked. Or that I’m hella qualified to write political speeches for Belorussian dictators. Or all three, who knows.)
An 88% Sober and 100% Accurate Rundown of Everything
Anyways, where do we start?