No, I don’t want no intros.
An intro is a wall of text that can’t get no love from me.
Hanging out the intro side of their best friend’s ride
Trying to, uh, exist? From me? (Turns out trying to parody song lyrics is way more difficult than we give Weird Al credit for...)
A 100% Accurate and 42% Sober Rundown of Absolutely Everything
Three-ish thoughts-ish incoming, my children:
Scoring points is good, actually
Upon scoring points
Do not stop doing that, please
Oh... Or not.