Welcome once again to the column where I take those pesky notes I jotted down during the game (notes like “hi Aaron Fuller run straight on that punt return next time thx bb” and “what drugs is bbk on and can i have some?”) and attempt to turn them into coherent thoughts.
Obviously the key word there is “attempt.” And with that, here we go:
A 68% Sober and 100% Accurate Rundown of Everything
This was a great game because we learned so much about football. Namely, I didn’t realize it’s permissible to put PCP in your pregame Gatorade.