Hi, it’s me. I’m here to talk to you about something we all experience: being obsessive and borderline crazy.
To be clear, I’m not complaining; this isn’t exclusive to Husky fans, or even college football fans, or any other sports fans... pretty much, human beings are kinda neurotic, and it turns out that sports fans are primarily made up of human beings (and the occasional confused dog). Ergo, what are we to do if not never shut up about our collective hyper-fixations?
In other words, here’s my candidates for “shit we won’t shut up about until we’re sick of it” this season:
Everything about the offense
I mean, isn’t that a given for UW fans post-Sark?