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Tonight It's The District Lite

It tastes the same as regular The District. It has fewer calories, but is just as unhealthy as regular The District.

We have no guests tonight. Zero, zippy, nada, none, zilch, zero. Wait, I already said zero. How about 0?

But there's plenty to talk about. The NBA Draft tonight, Max Scherzer's no hitter, the Nats on a 5 game win streak, P. Diddy's arrest, and a middle eastern soccer player kidnapped and almost executed as a joke. Listen and see if we can hold your attention by ourselves.

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