Nothing like a misleading preview to a season that will inevitability be an unmitigated disaster.
The Washington Redskins play an actual football game tonight (well, not an actual game, but like a fake game). Five months of embarrassment starts today. Things to expect tonight:
RG3 looking uncomfortable, handing off to Alfred Morris who will then be swallowed up at the line of scrimmage. This will happen twice.
On 3rd down, RG3 will throw an incomplete pass into the ground, out of bounds, or into the hands of the opposing team.
The team will then punt the ball, not without an illegal procedure penalty, just to make sure our punt team has plenty of room to let the receiving team make a 40+ yard return - oh and tack on a facemask to that because, hey, who needs to tackle when you don't even care if you win the game?