Washington Times · Sep 24, 2019
LOVERRO: How could things get worse for Redskins? Monday night was how
Washington Redskins owner Dan Snyder stands on the field before an NFL football game against the Chicago Bears, Monday, Sept. 23, 2019, in Landover, Md. (AP Photo/Julio Cortez) ** FILE **The “We’re Close” Redskins. The “We’re-So-Far-Away-You-Couldn’t-Find-Us-With-The-Hubble-Telescope” Redskins.
The “Monday Night Massacre” Redskins. The “Thursday Night Termination” Redskins. The “Saturday Slaughter” Redskins. The “Sunday Shambles” Redskins.
The “Pick-Any-Day-Of-The-Week-And-We’ll-Be-Woeful” Redskins.
The “Say-Hello-To-Ghost-Town-Field-And-Your-Opponents-Fans” Redskins.
The “Aura Of Self Destruction” Redskins.
Ladies and Gentlemen, your Washington Redskins.
