At the beginning of the week, were you to check the Washington Commanders’ roster on the team website, you would have no information under “age” for linebacker T.J. Maguranyanga.
Presumably, the Commanders know how old Maguranyanga is. This is not professional wrestling, where “parts unknown” and “weight unknown” used to be exotic ways of drumming up mystery.
I don’t believe in most conspiracies, but symbolism is another matter. I figured this was merely an oversight that would be corrected eventually. Or not, if Maguranyanga were to be released before anyone addressed the matter. But what happened was unexpected.