It turns out, locking down your disgruntled star player after a lengthy contract dispute and trade request isn't for every NFC East team.
Less than a week after the Commanders signed wide receiver Terry McLaurin to a three-year, $96 million extension, their arch-rival Dallas Cowboys responded by trading two-time All-Pro Micah Parsons to the Green Bay Packers. Very sad. Very sad indeed.
Of course, while Washington and the rest of the NFL world are busy clowning Jerry Jones' ineptitude, it does mean one negative thing for Commanders fans: Parsons isn't coming to D.