Good day, Washington, D.C., concurrently caucusing counties, and concentric conspirators! The home team is on a three-hour delay this week as they work their way up the West coast. Last week the Capitals went 4-1-0 for eight points and currently sit first in the Metropolitan Division, the Eastern Conference, and the NHL.
Pity the middle child, whose achievements go unnoticed! Weep for the Peters and Jans of the world! Well, the Capitals have a heck of a youngster on the roster whose progression trajectory looks more like low-Earth orbit, despite the spotlight being claimed by a slightly older counterpart.