(Caps Outsider)
Dear Don,
You’re the jerk.
There is no other way to put it. You’re the hockey equivalent of a fourth-line agitator with limited minutes who gets misconducts for yelling at the refs while sitting on the bench.
You said, “You don’t do this thing in professional hockey,” referring to the Hurricanes’ Storm Surge. We live in a time where people wake up and check their social media. They don’t wake up and watch or read the news. I know the first thing I always do the next morning after the Canes win is to see what celebration they did.