This is March.
Welcome to one of the very best days of the year. Everyone's bracket is still perfect, and all of the teams are still alive. Below are each of the first round matchups. There was so much parity in college basketball this year, so expect there to be a lot of tight games with wild finishes.
Follow along with us throughout the day, since I know that you won't be able to get any actual work done. Pro tip: always have a spreadsheet available that you can open at any point so that it looks like you're working.